Saturday, February 14, 2009

Sick Time

Well, I am in a deficit on this one. I am constantly getting sick from people at work... "Shut your mouth," you say... please, the hand sanitizer, pamphlet, and the internal mail we get on STAYING HOME has not reached the MOST IMPORTANT people... You know, the ones that place your health in danger because they are SO NEEDED. Yeah, they are all around, driving drunk on NyQuil so that they can come in and run a report. Never mind the rest of us, who work in a CLOSED environment that BREATHE all the same air. I can't wait to tap into your sick time so that I can stay home and catch up on some TV. Clearly you mean more then I do, so stand up tall sickness, proudly take a bow, while your shit rolls downhill. To me, heart disease and all, I can take it. Me and my can of Lysol know each other well:)

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